What's a pirate's favourite fish.....??
A Gold fish.
LAUGH OUT LOUD: LOL
Thursday 19 September 2013
Pirate Joke - Caroline
What has eight legs and eight eyes?
(Eight pirates!) remember the wooden leg and the eye patch ... you get it ?.. -.-
(Eight pirates!) remember the wooden leg and the eye patch ... you get it ?.. -.-
Pirate Joke - Joseph
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
Pirate Joke - Angelica
WHY ARE PIRATES, PIRATES?
BECAUSE THEY ARRRRRRRRE
OR
WHY DOES IT TAKE LONG FOR PIRATES TO LEARN THE ALPHABET?
BECAUSE THEY GET STUCK AT "C"
Pirate Joke - Aalyzah
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C (:
Because they can spend years at C (:
Pirate Joke - Alyson
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
Pirate Joke - Hainite
1. Why are pirates great singers?
Because they can hit the high C's
2. Why cant you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?
Because a wooden leg doesn't take pictures
3. Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabetical order?
Because they spend years at C
Pirate Joke - Kayde
1.What is a pirate's favorite country?
(Arrrrrrgentina!)
(Arrrrrrgentina!)
2. "Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Matthew....
"Matthew who?"
"Matthew Arrrrrrgh"
Pirate Joke - Cruz
Q. Why wasn't the pirate aloud into the pirate Movie ?
A. Because it was rated "Arrrgh"
lolololololol
A. Because it was rated "Arrrgh"
lolololololol
Pirate Joke - Mino
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
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