Pirate Joke - Havea

What's a pirate's favourite fish.....??

A Gold fish.

LAUGH OUT LOUD: LOL

Pirate Joke - Sylvia

What did the pirate say to his girlfriend?

Morning DAAARRRling. 

Pirate Joke - Tatiana

What's a pirates favorite fish?

GOLDfish HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pirate Joke - Siosaia

Q: What did the sea say to the Captain?

A: Nothing, It just waved

Pirate Joke - Caroline

What has eight legs and eight eyes?
(Eight pirates!) remember the wooden leg and the eye patch ... you get it ?.. -.-

Pirate Joke - Athena

What is a pirate's favorite country?
(Arrrrrrgentina!)

Pirate Joke - Joseph

If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?

A pirate in disguise!

Pirate Joke - Nathaniel

why could the pirate not go into the movie cause it was rated '' arr ''

Pirate Joke - Jarna

Q: What's Captain Hook's favorite store?

A: The Secondhand Shop!

Pirate Joke - Ilisapeci

Pirate Joke - Angelica

WHY ARE PIRATES, PIRATES?

BECAUSE THEY ARRRRRRRRE

OR 

WHY DOES IT TAKE LONG FOR PIRATES TO LEARN THE ALPHABET?

BECAUSE THEY GET STUCK AT "C"

Pirate Joke - Aalyzah

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C (:

Pirate Joke - Tynisha

How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch

Pirate Joke - Alyson

A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"

Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"

Pirate Joke - Hainite

1. Why are pirates great singers?

Because they can  hit the high C's

2. Why cant you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?

Because a wooden leg doesn't take pictures

3. Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabetical order?

Because they spend years at C

Pirate Joke - Kayde

1.What is a pirate's favorite country?
(Arrrrrrgentina!)

2. "Knock Knock"

   "Who's there?"

   "Matthew....

   "Matthew who?"

   "Matthew Arrrrrrgh"

Pirate Joke - Chelsea

Pirate Joke - Cruz

Q. Why wasn't the pirate aloud into the pirate Movie ?
A. Because it was rated "Arrrgh" 

lolololololol

Pirate Joke - Mino

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

If I Ruled the World - Angelica

If I was the ruler of planet earth, wouldn't it be nice if the world was cad-bury? I'd make everything chocolate. Also I would command everyone and they would do what I say. Lastly there would be no such thing as poverty and hunger. Everyone would be fed, clothed, nurtured, qualified and everyone would be treated the same and all live happily ever after :)

If I Ruled the World - Joseph

I believe that if I was ruler of planet Earth there would be:

1.No bullying anywhere and if you did bully someone you would be put in jail for 5 years.

2.If anyone said minecraft is gay would die.

3.I would name a month after me.

If I Ruled the World - Tupac

If I ruled the world I would change these three things.

1.I would make it that I can get everything for free.

2.I would make it I do not have to go to school.

3.I would create a holiday called Tupac Day.

If I Ruled the World - Nathaniel

1 i would send satellite shuttles to look for aliens

2 i would make a new ‘ GAME DAY’ where everyone has to play games

3 i would change the name earth to morrissiem

If I Ruled the World - Alyson

If I, Alyson Smurf Penina, we lre the ruler of the earth, i would: 

1. Let employers get more money than what they get, so they struggle less with their families.

2. I would kill anyone who called WWE fake.

3. I would also own a big mansion where I had slaves that bowed down to me and obeyed me everyday for the rest of my life.

If I Ruled the World - Hainite

If Haiinite Ruled The World ^.^

1. If I ruled the world I would make school teachers provide snack in class.

2.  I would make school homework free 

3. I would make Tamaki have a free period everyday :-)