Pirate Joke - Ilisapeci

Pirate Joke - Angelica

WHY ARE PIRATES, PIRATES?

BECAUSE THEY ARRRRRRRRE

OR 

WHY DOES IT TAKE LONG FOR PIRATES TO LEARN THE ALPHABET?

BECAUSE THEY GET STUCK AT "C"

Pirate Joke - Aalyzah

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C (:

Pirate Joke - Tynisha

How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch

Pirate Joke - Alyson

A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"

Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"

Pirate Joke - Hainite

1. Why are pirates great singers?

Because they can  hit the high C's

2. Why cant you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?

Because a wooden leg doesn't take pictures

3. Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabetical order?

Because they spend years at C

Pirate Joke - Kayde

1.What is a pirate's favorite country?
(Arrrrrrgentina!)

2. "Knock Knock"

   "Who's there?"

   "Matthew....

   "Matthew who?"

   "Matthew Arrrrrrgh"

Pirate Joke - Chelsea

Pirate Joke - Cruz

Q. Why wasn't the pirate aloud into the pirate Movie ?
A. Because it was rated "Arrrgh" 

lolololololol

Pirate Joke - Mino

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

If I Ruled the World - Angelica

If I was the ruler of planet earth, wouldn't it be nice if the world was cad-bury? I'd make everything chocolate. Also I would command everyone and they would do what I say. Lastly there would be no such thing as poverty and hunger. Everyone would be fed, clothed, nurtured, qualified and everyone would be treated the same and all live happily ever after :)

If I Ruled the World - Joseph

I believe that if I was ruler of planet Earth there would be:

1.No bullying anywhere and if you did bully someone you would be put in jail for 5 years.

2.If anyone said minecraft is gay would die.

3.I would name a month after me.

If I Ruled the World - Tupac

If I ruled the world I would change these three things.

1.I would make it that I can get everything for free.

2.I would make it I do not have to go to school.

3.I would create a holiday called Tupac Day.

If I Ruled the World - Nathaniel

1 i would send satellite shuttles to look for aliens

2 i would make a new ‘ GAME DAY’ where everyone has to play games

3 i would change the name earth to morrissiem

If I Ruled the World - Alyson

If I, Alyson Smurf Penina, we lre the ruler of the earth, i would: 

1. Let employers get more money than what they get, so they struggle less with their families.

2. I would kill anyone who called WWE fake.

3. I would also own a big mansion where I had slaves that bowed down to me and obeyed me everyday for the rest of my life.

If I Ruled the World - Hainite

If Haiinite Ruled The World ^.^

1. If I ruled the world I would make school teachers provide snack in class.

2.  I would make school homework free 

3. I would make Tamaki have a free period everyday :-)

If I Ruled the World - Mino

If I were the Emperor as in 'Ruler of the World',

I would:

- End world hunger, to help everyone living in Poverty. 

- Encourage the world to be at peace with one another

- Give everyone an equal yet big amount of money once every three months, so they can benefit. 

If I Ruled the World - Sylvia

If I, VIA SWAG, were the ruler of planet Earth..

1. I would abolish smoking & alcohol to children under the age of 18. 

2. I would let teachers get paid a whole lot more than they are now.

3. I would also STOP racism, bullying, self-harm etc. For the sake of those that are living & going through rough times. 

If I Ruled the World - Athena

IF I RULED THE WORLD:

1. I WOULD HAVE EVERYONE DO WHAT I SAY.

2. I WOULD HAVE A WHOLE CASTLE FULL OF SWEETS.

3. I WOULD BE IN CHARGE OF ALL THE MONEY. 

If I Ruled the World - Kayde

If I KINGKAYDE was ruler of planet earth....

1.Everyone would have to exercises for at least 30 minutes everyday. You get five warnings and when they're up you get executed.

2.Make Waterworld in the Gold Coast my house !

3.Get a new tutor and science teacher LOL

If I Ruled the World - Aalyzah

If I ruled Earth , My Three Rules Would be . . .

#1 I Would make everyday mufti all around the world for the local school's.

#2 I Would BAN science and never to use it again ! 

#3 I Would also STOP poverty , Woman Abuse and Animal cruelty throughout the world ;3

If I Ruled the World - Chylsea

1. If i ruled the world I would make money grow on trees !

2. If i ruled the world I would stop bulling and make everyone humble.

3. If i ruled the world I would pay teachers more money.

4. If i ruled the world I would feed the poor/countries.

5. If i ruled the world I would make a lot more chocolate.

6. If i ruled the world I would build more homes for the people who need it.

7. If i ruled the world i would build a extra foot path for people on bikes.

If I Ruled the World - Chelsea

What would I do if I ruled the world?

Hmm... I would punish anyone who forces me to run.

I would make teachers give us no homework and if they disobey what I say, Ill fire them on the spot.

The last thing I would do is make broccoli illegal to eat.

If I Ruled the World - Tynisha

If I ruled the world^.^...

1- I'd let school students arrive in school later than usual , in other words "sleep in" ;) haha.

2- Proclaim , everyday a holiday. :D

3- I would create an enhanced education system, so school is 9 hours a day, with 2 hours extra every Saturday. especially, P.E! ha.

If I Ruled the World - Matthew

If we ruled the world we would make all fat food, have no fat but still taste the same. We would make everyone runon Saturday. And last, If we ruled the world, we would ban all cruelty and abuse. If anyone did not obey these rules, they would be hung.